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Trumbull
The 'Bull takes on Pforzheimer, or shall we call them
Poppenheimer, House in Cambridge this weekend in the only really competitive
IM sport of the fall: men's soccer. Considering how easily Trumbull churned out
another undefeated season, it would be foolish to say that there was any
significant challenge to bovine dominance here in New Haven. Considering the
anemic nature of all Cantabs, Poppenheimer House should not prove to be any
real obstacle. Prediction: Trumbull, seven goals; Poppenheimer House, 100 tears
for Mommy.
Now it's time for the real predictions! Trumbull will roll through another
undefeated season. This time it's men's A-hoops. We throw a direct challenge to
all the Pierson Punyhos and anyone else who wants to stand in the way of our
devious transition game. We're running, and it's everyone else that's scared.
Real Prediction No. 2: The coed innertube water polo team puts up a fight in
the league this year. The sudden reversal of fortune for the Bull comes after a
summer spent in serious training. Mostly exercises involving the horizontal
position crucial for the game, rubber tubes, and stroking. We may not have the
skill of some of the teams, but our endurance figures to beat the opposition
into submission.
(Compiled by Jonathan Trumbull, Colonial Governor.)
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