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The 'Bull takes on Pforzheimer, or shall we call them Poppenheimer, House in Cambridge this weekend in the only really competitive IM sport of the fall: men's soccer. Considering how easily Trumbull churned out another undefeated season, it would be foolish to say that there was any significant challenge to bovine dominance here in New Haven. Considering the anemic nature of all Cantabs, Poppenheimer House should not prove to be any real obstacle. Prediction: Trumbull, seven goals; Poppenheimer House, 100 tears for Mommy.

Now it's time for the real predictions! Trumbull will roll through another undefeated season. This time it's men's A-hoops. We throw a direct challenge to all the Pierson Punyhos and anyone else who wants to stand in the way of our devious transition game. We're running, and it's everyone else that's scared.

Real Prediction No. 2: The coed innertube water polo team puts up a fight in the league this year. The sudden reversal of fortune for the Bull comes after a summer spent in serious training. Mostly exercises involving the horizontal position crucial for the game, rubber tubes, and stroking. We may not have the skill of some of the teams, but our endurance figures to beat the opposition into submission.

(Compiled by Jonathan Trumbull, Colonial Governor.)

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