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DavenportYou may have observed that the Tyng Cup slipped through our fingers last year by a few points. But all is not lost, oh NO! Not only is it fall again, but there is also a lovely and athletic new crop of young D-porters to strengthen our volleyball, soccer, football, tennis, cross country, and even ping-pong teams.After all, with leaders like Tim O'"My God watch out for that hair (and beard!)" Meara '00, Gracey "Suddenly Single" Nagle '00, Spencer "Will-Power" Durbin '01, and Gina "Waterpolo Queena" LaRossa '01, how can we lose? It's hard to believe, but it is still possible. So every man, woman, and Gnome should go straight down to the Edge and have the fall schedule tattooed onto the backside of his or her hand. It's a long, uphill battle , but the Tyng Cup is Private Ryan, you are Tom Hanks, and I am Steven Spielberg.
(Compiled by one of those rats in the Secret of Nimh and Tinkerbell.)
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