Timothy Dwight

From high upon the great, green plain, the crisp sound of a bright red TD flag whipping against the wind broke the silent murmur of the crowd below. Or perhaps that crisp snap was the sound of Tyrone Phelipa's '00 leg breaking as he made his final pass in front of the open goal--a pass which, I might add, was a thing of such divine beauty that the ball willed itself into a goal, which was scored immediately thereafter. To you, Tyrone, we dedicate our victory. To you, Tyrone, we dedicate this season of sweat and thunder. If you look at the bottom corner of this page, you will see the score box. Who's Hot? We're hot. Red hot.

Women's soccer: Caitlin "The Bear" Bair '02 has three goals, Leah "Do-you-do-you-want-my-love" Dunay '00 with three, and Louise "Sexy Hand SpyMeister" Baker '99 with four incredible goals. Volleyball: TyTy "The Gipper" Phelipa '00, Ishai "the Israeli Wonder with Limitless Energy" Dan-Cohen '01, Angela Burton '00, Andrea, Nicol, Chan...amazing all. Golf, or "Golfgate": First place. Greg "Quiet Riot" Tigani '99, Leah "Leave Early" Zimmerman '02, Erik, and Jaime. You're number one. We're all number one. Don't step in number two. Men's soccer: TyTy "Got Milk" Phelipa '00, Adrian "Don't Even Tell Me About" Nivola '00, "Wiley" Wiley, Rohit "Scrohit," and everyone else. Men's and coed razzle-dazzle: Brian "Facial Lacerations That Aren't STDs" Lewis '00, Bobby "Tony Gwynslow" Winslow '00, Tiffany "Tiff007" Zwicker '99, George "PsychoFrosh" Lai '02, Andrew "Hands" Gerber '99, Zach "Doorag Deerhunter" Boisi '01, E-1, and all the rest who have helped us return to glory.

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