Morse

The Morse tennis dynasty began where it left off last season, smoking Stiles in the season opener. Our women dominated, with strong performances from Deborah "Eddie" Bauer '01, Amy "Oh Captain, My Captain" Chang '00, Amy "Vio" Lin '01, and Aja "Serve-of-death" Horwitz '01.

Morse women are also holding their own on the pitch, led by captain Tania "Iron Wall" Alfonso '01, who has been simply unstoppable behind the pipes. She is supported by the tenacious defense of Annis "Take It For The Team" Whitlow '01, Alice "Lalas" Chen '01, and Lucy "IM Superstar" Michael '01. Offensive threats Sara "Sam" Perkins '01 and Melissa "Valderama" DePetris '01 have also been running circles around opposing defenders.

Men's soccer also looks to put together a strong season with skilled play from returning stars Colin "Peter" Pan '01, Jonathan "Destroyer" Thessin '00, Matt "Nerves of Steel" Croasmun '01, with Jasper "Rice and" Kuria '01, and also WWF Superstar Zak Pines '00. The team is rounded out by newcomers Ezra "Edgar Allen Poe" Rosser '00 and Trygve "Touch" Bakken '01, as well as freshman phenoms Robert "Tommy" Jahn, Kyle "Superfrosh" McEneaney, and Dara "Judah and the" Mac Caba.

And if you hadn't already heard, we crushed Silliman in football!

A wise man once said, "Only after experiencing failure does one truly appreciate success." Screw him. Get out to the fields and kick some ass for Morse!

(Compiled by the Babbling Bowler.)

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