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BerkeleyIt's cold outside. While athletes from the less fortunate colleges suffer from the dry heat blasting out of their 300-year-old furnaces, we have climate control in our rooms. What's the relevance? We're not quite sure. But our teams have been known to exploit even the most questionable advantages.Look for Berkeley to continue our tradition of winter dominance. Perennial powerhouses volleyball, bowling, and women's basketball are looking better than ever. We're sure to pick up major points in swimming and water polo. The squash, men's basketball, and hockey teams are undergoing rebuilding years, but still have the firepower to knock off the competition. While other colleges hibernate in the cold months, Berkeley always blossoms. We'll surely come out of the season smelling like roses. Like Audrey II, we will chew up the poor souls who venture out of their dens to challenge our supremacy. Feed me, Seymour!
(Compiled by "Michael.")
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