Morse

Of course, the first order of business had to be the B-hoops title defense. Coming off a perfect season, the prospects looked bleak as the team returned only John "Stockton" Ryu '00 from its championship core. But instilled with new life by captain Ryan "Dunkmaster" Barrows '01, and almost all of last year's C-hoops team, B-hoops is off to a 5-0 start and looks well on its way to a repeat title.

Having fallen one game short of the title each of the last two years, ice hockey also appears to be on the fast track to Tyng glory. Despite graduating three starters last year, the team has banded together under the leadership of Alex "Ice Devil" Kallmann '01. Behind the solid play of netminder Sandy "The Wall" Christopher '99 and freshman phenom Blake "The Snake" Greene '02, Morse remains undefeated, having already weathered tough games against Davenport and Silliman.

Though the season has just begun, men's squash is already out hunting for the shirts that barely eluded them last year. These squash sensations, led by Michael "Mr." Hoevel '01 and Colin "Flash in the" Pan '01, had barely even picked up a racket before last season and still managed to come within a game of the title. Now, as seasoned veterans, there seems to be very little hope for the rest of Yale as they squash their competition one by one.

Now it is only a matter of time before the mighty Morsels make their way to the top of the standings.

(Compiled by a bowler who weeps for the dying PBA.)

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