Saybrook

Chris Con"Air"way '99 leads his B- hoops team to an undefeated record as flight school instructors Josh "Money" Mancell '00, Dan "I don't just beat them, I out" Classen '00, Mike "Big Country" Reeves '01, and the new frosh look to take the shirts which eluded them last year. Co-captain Jeremy Rissi"ding Hairline" '99 has finally broken his scoreless streak in basketball, water polo, and--most astonishingly--in hockey. His roommate "Big" Behi"nd" Rabbani '99 had a solid .500 save percentage in our last hockey game and looks to sweep the remaining hockey opposition behind Captain Ben McGrath '99.

Saybrook gets even stronger after the break. Our squash team looks to go 22-0 led by our international representatives. Beware, Keith Wesolowski PC '00: bowling, led by captain Kevin "why do I nev" Irwin '99 and Nate "I would have bowled 300, but I had a" Bohn"er" '99 looks to repeat last year's championship. A-hoops, led by captains Paul "Let me shoot, I'm in a" Sohn '99 and Osvaldo "Greedy" Banuelos '01, has jumped to a winning record. Natasha "More presence than Harold" Bloom "in an elevator" '00 and Alice "B" Liu "by the opposition again" '01 keep our women's sports undefeated, as we already knocked off that pesky PC women's volleyball squad that ended up costing us the shirts last year.

"Lord, give us the strength to defeat our opposition, and the mercy not to kill them."

(Compiled by Grandmaster P, who is getting ready to execute his final intramural gambit.)

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