Minor Threats

the jews is loose

Jews and the Law
A Hillel Tea with Alan Dershowitz
Mon., Feb. 1, 4 p.m.
Slifka Chapel, Slifka Center
Free

Remember, if it doesn't fit, you must acquit. If you defend a wretch, you must kvetch.

wing ding

Chicken Wing Tasting
Benefit for Easter Seal
Goodwill Rehabilitation
Thurs., Feb. 4, 5 p.m.
New Haven Coliseum
$10

Oh yeah, baby, give me some hot, juicy breasts, and some succulent thighs. And gimme one o' them long, bony legs. Mmm...makes my mouth water. Finger lickin' good.

mothertucker

Rush Hour
Yale Medical School Film Society
Sun., Jan. 31, 7:30 & 10 p.m.
$3

Hey, haven't I seen you before? Aren't you Bill Bellamy? No? Martin Lawrence? Malcolm-Jamal Warner? Tim Meadows? Redd Foxx? I know, you're Chris Rock.

i wanna be a h2o

Just Add Water
Improv Comedy
Fri., Jan. 29, 9 p.m.
Silliman Common Room
$3

All right, I'm looking for an Irish famine, any famine. I heard "Potato Blight." Okay. Now, I need a Cuban dictator, maybe a Communist. Did somebody say "Castro?" Okay, we'll go with Castro. Finally, I need a word that means "joking demeanor," preferably ending with "-ocularity." Any word, any word at all. You, the guy with the white hat—you pick a word.

climb every mountie

Quebec and Canada
With Canadian Supreme Court Justice John C. Major
Wed., Feb. 3, 8 p.m.
LC 101
Free

The moose is aboot the hoose, eh?

the beer frame

Super Bowl XXXIII
Sun., Jan 31, 6 p.m.
Comcast Channel 6
Cost: Whatever amount you bet on the Atlanta Falcons

Marge, you've knocked over eight pins in my heart. Won't you go for that spare?

—Mr. Carpe D. Nutz, Queen Queeb, and Sean "Honey" Combs say Elway goes down in the fourth.

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