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Ezra Stiles
The Moose is coming out of hibernation and it's hungry.
Stiles IMs are roaring back into Tyng contention with an incredible start to
the winter season. Other colleges better watch out or they'll get trampled
under the feet of our athletic prowess. This week has been so amazing for the
Moose that one IM guru remarked, "This is the Stiles I'm used to."
Leading the charge is a reenergized men's volleyball team, which defeated a
strong Trumbull squad. The men included Geoffrey "not too" Suttle '00, Tad
"Dirty underwear" Yanagi '00, Rashan "I'll show you air" Clark '00, and Andrew
"Hit the deck" Beck '02. Not to be outdone by the men, Stiles women are hitting
their way through a great season. They are Helen "Man-eating" Chan '99, Ximema
"Let's dance" Vidal '00, "Supa' Dupa'" Roopa Purushothaman '00, Akua "Groovin'
and Movin'" Murphy '02, Elizabeth "The Beach is to the" Wright '02, Kendra
"Flamin'" Fleming '99, Yun "Cruising" Kim '99, Sharon "Take it to the bridge"
Eldridge '99, and "Not Krusty but" Kristy Ahrlich '02.
The men's squash team continues to rack up the points with an undefeated 4-0
season. The men's team is led by Jonathan "Grizzly" Griswold '99, Peter
"Redhot" Reidhead '00, Mike "Blood 'n' Guts" Gutner '02, Laurent "Use the
Force" Gorse '01, and Simo "Killa'" Kalla '01. Women's squash is equally
potent with Liz "Last Stand" McCann '00, Serena "Chillin'" Cherry '99, Helen
Chan '99, Margaret "Boltin'" Boittin '01 and Santi "I ain't no fool" Duewel
'00.
Early buzz: our C-hoops team is heading for glory and a championship T-shirt
with a strong win over Morse. The Sensational C-ers are Sang Woo "Tang" Lee
'01, Edward "the best of the" West '01, Marc "a bird in the hand is better than
two in the" Bush '01, Ben "Tracking" Trachtenberg '01, Eugene "Berserk"
Bialczak '01, Matthew "Rebs" Stewart '01, David "Don't Mess" Schuchinski '00,
Keith "The King of Downtown" Berman '00, and Miguel "The Cuban Special" Vias
'00. Rounding it out for the Moose is a 3-1 women's hoops team, a winning
A-hoops team, and a 1-1 bowling team. Keep it up, Moose!
(Compiled by Amazingly Lazy Patrick.)
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