Minor Threats

pop rocks
The Richard Rosenblum Collection
of Chinese Scholars' Rocks
Gallery Hours: Tues. to Sat., 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.,
Sun., 1 p.m. to 6 p.m.
Yale University Art Gallery
Free MT's ancestors were warriors of the ancient Far East, soldiers of fortune who ate their enemy alive. Unfortunately, the enemy was the notorious General Tso. The indigestion!

the spinners
Vertigo
Sat., Feb. 6, 7 & 10 p.m.
Med School Film Society
$3, free for YMSFS members
Brand new from Mattel: Kim Novak Barbie. Dress her up just like a dead heiress. Tons of fun for kids of all ages. Will withstand falls of up to four stories.

snowballing
Snow Job '99
Mixed Company & the Whiffenpoofs
Sat., Feb. 6, 9:30 p.m.
Battell Chapel
$4 in advance, $5 at the door
Q: What happens when you wing a snowball at an a cappella singer's head and miss?
A: Whiffenpoof.

mao ze ding dong
Political Reform in China
Fri., Feb. 5, 3 p.m.
Yale Law School, Room 129
"Free"
"I'm ready for my commie shot, Comrade DeMille."

indecent disclosure
The X-Files: Full Disclosure
Sun., Feb. 7, 9 p.m.
Comcast Channel 6
Free, if you paid for cable
Who is the cigarette-smoking man? Who are the faceless aliens? What is the black oil? Who are the men of the syndicate? What really happened to Mulder's sister? What the hell is going on? Why is this of any importance to anyone? Are these people insane?

lipstick service
Morse Music Festival
Sat., Feb. 6, 8 p.m.
Morse College dining hall
Free
MT can't think of anything funny to say about indie-rock. MT can't think of anything funny to say about Morse College. Perhaps MT just doesn't have the "right angle."

—Mr. Carpe D. Nutz, Queen Queeb, and Sean "Honey" Combs got more bounce to the ounce.

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