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DavenportOnce again, the Davenport ice hockey team has been the heartwarming success story of the winter season. Overall, this team has gone 6-1. That first loss was due, of course, to Davenport's first-string players being mysteriously kidnapped on the way to the rink, then bound and gagged for an hour. After that first trauma, we came back to annihilate the next six opponents, the scores from those games totalling 46-10. Captain Coddy "is for naughty" Johnson '99 was recently heard to say, "All I want from this season...no, besides that...is a nice, new T-shirt."Men's B-hoops is also finally coming into its own this season. Captain Tim "Fatboy Slim" O'Meara '00 says, "Why we're under .500 this season is anyone's guess, but we do like to send the opposition home with a little self-respect--we don't need to win them all to feel like men. Usually if we want to do that, after the game we all go watch dirty movies and throw beer cans at the TV screen." His team is composed of Michael "check out my six-pack of" Beers '02, Ankur "I bet I can out" Chugh "Michael" '02, Michael "Not in my house" Belby '02, James "Tower of Power" Bickford '00, Daniel "Twirlin'" Norland '02, and Robert "Geez, I'm so sly and" Cunningham '02.
(Compiled by the Gnome.)
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