Minor Threats

don't thoreau a fit

Apply to be a Walden Counselor

Applications due Wed., Feb. 24

Walden office, Welch A005

2-4477

Free There once was a counselor na-med Mac.

Good advice he always did lack.

When manics erupt,

He tells them to shut up,

And prescribes a high dose
of Prozac.

when animals cusack

Say Anything

Yale Film Society

Sun., Feb. 14, 7 & 10 p.m.

Whitney Humanities Center

$3 with Yale ID Oh! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean for it to land "in your eyes."

viagra falls

Harold and Maude

Med School Film Society

Sun., Feb. 14, 7:30 & 10 p.m.

$3 Suicide. Death. Old people. The Holocaust. Broken hearts. Hara-kiri. Concentration camps. Man-childs. Mental illness. Inter-generational dating. When's this playing? Valentine's Day? Oh, that's just great.

gangsta raptor

Paleo-Knowledge Bowl: Round 3

Peabody Museum

Mon., Feb. 15, 1:30 - 3 p.m.

Free with museum admission For the last time, Mr. Oakley, the weakest dinosaur ever to walk the planet was not the Toronto Raptor.

passing water

Large-Scale Aspects of

Middle East Hydrology

as Seen from Space

Mon. Feb. 15, 2 p.m.

KGL Room 102

Free You see that speck waaaaaay down there? Yeah, that's the Dead Sea. It was named after Arab terrorists.

eggs over easy

Post Menopausal Hormones

and Vasoprotection

Fri., Feb. 12, 8 a.m.

Fitkin Amphitheater

Free It was at 8:00 this morning?! Goddamnit! I'm so pissed off! I mean, geez, I was planning on going and now look what happens! Jesus Christ! Is it getting hot in here? Open the fucking window and get the hell away from me.

--Mr. Carpe D. Nutz, Queen Queeb, and Sean "Honey" Combs

will return any and all lingerie.

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