Silliman

A capable and confident men's squash squad, led by Roger Scho"me the money"feld '99, has proven to have more mettle than its record indicates. Eddie "Speedy" Gonzalez '99, Tom "The Bomb" Whitney '02, Andrew Kitch"this line drive"er '01, and Desmond "AC" Delce '02 are just some of this squad's super squashers.

C-hoops, behind NBA Rookie of the Year candidate Atit "Iverson" Jariwala '02, started its season with a tight 24-22 win over JE but dropped a tough one to Stiles. Props to Whitney, Louis "Brood War" Tompros '00, Stevan "Saint" Nicholas '01, Dave "You can't" Figueroa "me out" '01, Brett "The Threat" Libresco '99, and Cortney "Cort4Short" Price '99 for keeping it close.

Bowling looks to better the 3-8 and 4-7 marks of the past two years under Laura "The Horror" Cinski '99, Ben "Again" White '99, "Darin'" Aaron Crowell '02, and, well, whoever we decide to sub in, dammit. And swimming, under Rishi "Continuity" Kundi '99 and "The Whole" Nicole Castonguay '00, promises to be nothing less than an aquatic smackdown.

Last but not least, look out for ice hockey (6-2), men's A-hoops (5-4), and women's volleyball (6-2), which will continue to go through foes like cab drivers through red lights. Watch for the slammin' women's hoops team (7-1) to dismantle you like a terminator on its way to the title. And top-ranked Silliman men's volleyball (8-1) is the real deal--I'd like my Tyng shirt in Large, please.

(Compiled by someone who believes IMs are about laughing it off--and in your face a little if we beat you.)

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