minor threats

détrôit trôit

Detroit Dick

Solo and Sensitive

Tues., Feb. 23, 9:30 p.m.

Rudy's

No Cover Dammit. We've already got the Pistons, the Tigers, Robocop, and Michigan State. Give us a break!

swing ding

Swing (!) Daddy-O

Sat., Feb. 20, 9:30 p.m.

Davenport dining hall

No partner needed

$3 You were definitely good. Did you see how she was vibing you tonight? Where'd you learn that twirly whirly shit? Our little boy's all growns up, baby. You're all growns up.

bacon tastes good

Animal Farm

Med School Film Society

Thurs., Feb. 25, 7:30 & 10 p.m.

$3, free for members Hi, is this the National Copyright Agency? Yes, my name is Wilbur. I starred in an animated short about a righteous pig who dies, leaving behind a legacy of moral excellence. Then her death is commemorated by dozens of talking animals who make the small farm the talk of the town. Yeah, I've got issues with this communism crap.

hoch a loogie

Danny Hoch

Jails, Hospitals, & Hip-hop

Yale Rep Special Event

Tues., Feb. 23, 8 p.m.

Wed., Feb. 24, 8 p.m.

Yale Repertory Theater

$11 to $22 Danny Hoch : Whites ::

(a) Steve Urkel : Blacks

(b) Screech : Bayside High

(c) La Toya : The Jacksons

(d) Pauly Shore : Humanity

(e) All of the Above

blame it on ukraine

The Problem of Corruption

in Today's Ukraine with

Roman Zyla

Tues., Feb. 23, 4 p.m.

Pierson College Master's House

Free Now listen up. I'm going to say this for the last time. Hear me out. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Olgalitzka Lewinskavinsky. I did not stick that Popov bottle in her you know what. And one more thing, with regards her blue baboushka. That stain. It's borscht.

--Mr. Carpe D. Nutz, Queen Queeb, and Sean "Honey" Combs

are more contagious than that monkey in Outbreak

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