minor threats

czech please

The Yale Slavic Chorus

Semi-Annual Beverage and Cheese Concert

Fri., Feb. 26, 8:30 p.m.

Davenport common room

$3 The singers will perform their now-famous renditions of "All You Need is Slav," "Stop In the Name of Slav," "Slav Me Tender," and "Slav, Slav Me Do."

one night stand-up

Viola Question and Exit Players

Fri., Feb. 26, 9 p.m.

Trumbull dining hall

$3 in advance, $4 at door Hi, we're looking for a color, any color. Okay, someone said "purple." Purple it is. Now we need a Crayola writing utensil. I heard "crayon." Finally, we're looking for something a White House intern does. Did someone say "suck?" OK, so "Purple Crayon sucks." Here we go...

doin' the charlton

Planet of the Apes

Yale Film Society

Fri., Feb. 26, 7 and 10 p.m.

Whitney Humanities Center

Free for members, $3 with Yale ID Do you fear an interplanetary takeover by six-foot talking monkeys? Hi, I'm Charlton Heston, and if you answered "yes" to the above question, then perhaps I can be of service. All you need is one AK-47 with a built-in grenade launcher. Or maybe two. Make sure you leave them lying out around your house, just in case your children would like to play with them. I am the NRA.

telethong

Junior Class Thank-a-thon

Yale Alumni Fund

Fri., Feb. 26 and Sat., Feb. 27

265 Church St.

For information call 785-8520 Mr. Clinton, on behalf of the Yale Alumni Fund I'd like to call and say "thank you" for all of your generous donations. We've certainly come a long way since '73.... Mr. President? Mr. President, it sounds like you're doing something else. Are you even listening? Mr. President?

TA T and A

GESO Action

Thurs., Mar. 4, 5 p.m.

Base of Science Hill

Free I mean, come on now. When was the last time you heard the words "GESO" and "action" in the same sentence? Seriously.

--Mr. Carpe D. Nutz, Queen Queeb, and Sean "Honey" Combs always leave the dirty work to Malibu Skipper and Mr. Salty.

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