minor threats

unhook my brazil

Five Days, Five Nights

Yale Council on Latin-

American Studies

Fri., Mar. 25, 7 p.m.

Mason Lab room 211

Free Anne Heche está en esta película, [[questiondown]]no? A ella le gustan mujeres, [[questiondown]]no? Harrison Ford tiene huevos grandísimos, [[questiondown]]no?(c)

élan, ellen!

Day for Night

Yale Film Society

Thurs., Mar. 25, 7 and 10 p.m.

Whitney Humanities Center

Free for members, $3 with Yale ID Anne Heche est dans ce film, n'est-elle pas? Elle aime les femmes,
non? Harrison Ford a les grandes
balles, non?

spanish lit-igation

Copycat Killers and
Copyright Crooks

The Yale Entertainment and

Sports Law Association

Mon., Mar. 8, 6 p.m.

WLH 121

Free Whoa, just wait one second there. MT committed copyright infringement when it produced the "élan, ellen!" joke, a deliberate rip-off of "unhook my brazil." As one can clearly see, there is a copyright ((c)) symbol after the Spanish text. MT should be held liable for engaging in this disgusting act of plagiarism. You're all going to hell, you cheating bastards.

don't make me gory

Artistic Photos

An Exciting Concept of Cosmetics

and Photography

Thurs., Mar. 11, 2 p.m. to 9 p.m.

Hamden, Conn.

For information call 281-6188 You're ugly. Would you like a makeover?

read me a story

Story Hour

Yale Children's Theater

248 Park St.

Every Sun., 2 to 3 p.m.

Free You're ugly. Would you like a cookie?

look like a tory

Tory Party Aesthetics Debate

Thurs., Mar. 4, 7:15 p.m.

Branford common room

Free You're ugly. Would you like to join us?

--Mr. Carpe D. Nutz, Queen Queeb, and Sean "Honey" Combs did the dirty work, but Malibu Skipper

and Mr. Salty rejected it.

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