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Ezra StilesIt's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super Stiles. Able to leap over tall Morsels in a single bound. It's faster than a speeding Brandfordian. Stronger than a raging Saybrugian. Have no fear, Stiles IMs are here. That is right. We are the Men and Women of Stiles and we are off to a great start this spring. Keep it up. This is going to be an action-packed season with women's field hockey, men's baseball, coed softball, Ultimate, volleyball, soccer, billiards, and golf. Stay tuned for the schedules on the board outside the dining hall.Who cares what place we are in right now? Sixth place means nothing to the descendants of Krypton. We will fly up the Tyng standings faster than a bullet. All we need is people to face the evil forces of Morszarro and the others. We, Super Stilesians, must stand up for truth, justice, and the Moose way! It is time for us to shed our mild-mannered alter egos as Yale students. So grab your blue tights, red underwear, and cape, and head over to the IM Fields. (You can catch a bus in front of Payne Whitney or just use your superhuman speed to fly over.)
(Compiled by The Justice League of Stiles.)
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