minor threats

miller blight

Mary Sheridan Sings
Irish Folk Songs

Sun., Mar. 28, 4 p.m.

Silliman, Maya's Room

Free No, Vice President Quayle. There is no "E" at the end of "potato." Nor is there an "E" at the end of "Ay, let's get wasted."

balanced chickbook

Books for Babes

Citywide book drive

Yale Children's Theater

Collection day: Thurs., Apr. 1

Call Janey at 6-0620 Books for Babes? Isn't that reverse discrimination? Where's the love? I thought it was bros before hos. Dicks before chicks. Semen before weemen.

the god squad

Teen Challenge

See the renewing work of Jesus Christ

Fri., Mar. 26, 7 p.m.

LC 211

Free It's not a wafer, mother--it's blood and cake.

the mod quad

The Mod Squad

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures

Opens Fri., Mar. 26

Showcase Cinemas

Price: Cheapest for senior citizens No, for the one millionth time--Claire Danes is not here. This is the God Quad, not The Mod Squad. Yes, we know we haven't thrown a party in a while. Get a so-called life.

talk about shaft

Davenfunk

Fri., Mar. 26, 10 p.m.

Davenport dining hall

$3, less if you dress '70s No, baby, please don't shut yo mouth.

tomato base

The Godfather

Yale Film Society

Sat., Mar. 27, 7 and 10 p.m.

Whitney Humanities Center

Free for Members, $3 with Yale ID "Honey, I've got a birthday surprise you can't refuse--I'm taking you to the Kentucky Derby tomorrow! I know racing is your favorite sport! Are you listening to me or have you already fallen asleep, Secretariat? Wait, what's that red stuff all over the sheets?"

--Mr. Carpe D. Nutz, Queen Queeb, and Sean "Honey" Combs

know Rusted Root. We mean it. Personally. And it's a damn good thing that someone does.

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