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Cardinal Stout (shrilly): NOOOOObody expects the Berkeley insurrection! Our chief weapon is surprise--surprise and fear. Fear and surprise; we have TWO main weapons. Fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency, all three make us strong. We have THREE main weapons. Fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Bishop ooohhhhh! Come in again.

Peter Sung: I didn't expect a kind of Berkeley insurrection.

Cardinal Stout: NOOOOObody expects the Berkeley insurrection! Amongst our weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and, no. Amongst our weaponRY are such DIVERSE ELEMENTS AS fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Bishop, and two superstars named Barrie and Sarah. You have one last chance. Confess and reject your claim to the Tyng Cup. You have TWO last chances. And admit the superiority of Berkeley Intramururals. You have THREE last chances! HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

Peter Sung: Uh, innocent, I guess.

Cardinal Stout: INNOCENT!? Then you will suffer the consequences. Cardinal Winnie! CARDINAL WINNIE?!

Cardinal Winnie: Yes, sir?

Cardinal Stout: Fetch THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

Cardinal Winnie: The comfy chair?

Cardinal Stout: The comfy chair.

Peter Sung: The comfy chair!?

Carlos: The COMFY CHAIR!? While they're all saying the comfy chair, we return you to your regular programming.

(Compiled by Michael Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bim Lim Bim Bim Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel Kaplan Silly Party.)

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