Morse

Blasted Spring. Perpetual bane of our beloved college, you stripped from us our desired top-half standing last year by a mere 12 points. But we will not be treated so this year. With more on the line, we will stand up and defy your attempts to uproot us from the cozy confines of second place.

Foolish Spring. After one week, the Mighty Morsels stand victorious over you. In the first week of play we have taken home more points than all but two other colleges and added to our hold on second. We have yet to succumb to your sirens of forfeit--rather, we are coming out in increasing numbers, thanks to our Fantastic Frosh, led by Will "The Thrill" Durbin, Warner "Don't piss me" Off, Erin "IM goddess" Fitzpatrick, Sam "Crazylegs" Warshauer, and Madora "Sour" Soutter.

Magnificent Spring. You bring the promise of more glory and more championships. Field hockey, led by captains Sara "First Team All-IM" Perkins '01 and Bailey "I wanna hold your" Hand '00, have raced out to a 2-0 record and seem destined for a showdown with powerhouse TD-SM for the title. Similarly, billiards, behind the leadership of Duc "Of Lancaster" Luu '99 and Dave "The Boss" Ross '99, have dominated both their opponents to date. Add to that our undefeated soccer and baseball teams, and there is no question that Morse IMs are still on the rise.

The year is winding down, and we are still heating up. It's been an amazing ride; now it's time to start gearing up for next year's run at the Tyng.

(Compiled by next year's Wild Man of Welch.)

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