minor threats

two-ply teepee

The First Annual

Native American Powwow

Sun., Apr. 11, 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.

Payne Whitney Gymnasium

Free "Man, I hate the Village People," Lt. Colonel Custer said. "Especially the _______ ; he scares the bejeezus out of me."

(a) The Construction Worker

(b) The Police Officer

(c) The Indian

(d) The Sailor

koshowvo

The Danger Show

Fri., Apr. 9, Sat., Apr. 10

8 and 11 p.m.

Nick Chapel

$2 The poster says, "I felt this need to go home and have sex with my grandmother." Who is currently in the most danger?

(a) The grandmother

(b) The poster

(c) The director

(d) Ethnic Albanians

waste of time

InTOXICating

Underground Railway Theater

Fri., Apr. 9, 7:30 p.m.

Sterling Hall of Medicine

$10, $5 for students 0.08 : The legal limit ::

(a) 0.1 : Boris Yeltsin at 6 a.m.

(b) 0.2 : Barney Gumbel

(c) 0.4 : Bryant Gumbel

(d) 0.6 : Boris Yeltsin at 7 a.m.

(e) a, b, and d, but not c

what the jhalak?

Jhalak

The Spirit of Rhythm

Sat., Apr. 10, 8 p.m.

Sterling Hall of Medicine

$5 for students In a game of Scrabble, "Jhalak," with the "K" on a double letter score, is worth how many points?

(a) 69...heh heh...69...heh heh

(b) 25

(c) 69...heh heh

(d) heh heh...heh heh

i glove you

Ladykillers

Med School Film Society

Sun., Apr. 11, 7:30 & 10 p.m.

$3, free for members "This movie is absolutely 100 percent the best," _______ said. "I've seen it at least a dozen times."

(a) Charles Manson

(b) Ted Bundy

(c) Jeffrey Dahmer

(d) O.J. Simpson

--Mr. Carpe D. Nutz, Queen Queeb, and Sean "Honey"
Combs think the answers
are C, B, E, B, and D.

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