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life with o'brien
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Fri., Apr. 16, 12:37 a.m.
Guest: Comedian David Feldman
NBC, Comcast Channel 4
Free
As if there isn't enough Conan stuff on this page. Can you tell MT digs this guy, or what?

juana smoke?
The Million Marijuana March
Rally and March Against Intolerance
Sat., May 1
Call (212) 677-7180
Cost: Whatever your dealer charges you for an eighth
Dude, like, I know that we have to stop all these cannabis arrests, but, like, I'm really hungry. You want to, like, go play Nintendo? Cool.

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Ivy Weeds
Fri., Apr. 16, and Sat., Apr. 17,
8 and 10 p.m.
Sun., Apr. 18, 2 p.m.
Davies Auditorium
$3
Dude, like, I know that we have to go see this movie, but, like, I'm really hungry. You want to, like, go play Nintendo? Cool.

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Galaxxxy: Lust in Space
1999 Beaux Arts Ball
Sat., Apr. 17, 9 p.m.
GPSCY
$12
Stardate 6969.69: We've lost the Captain deep within the abysmal caverns of Uranus. The core of the planet appears unusually gaseous for this time of year.

question this
The Viola Question Improvathon
Fri., Apr. 16, 2 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Cross Campus Lawn
Free
Twelve hours of improv comedy? I can barely take fifteen minutes. "Superhero" this, "Limericks" that. Yadda, yadda. We're looking for a non-geographic location. Enough already.

frosh meat
Bulldog Days
Pre-frosh extravaganza
This weekend
All day, all night
Cost: 10 to 15 years, if she's under 18
You mean they didn't tell you about this? Seriously, at Yale this is legal. Just ask Master Lasaga.

—Queen Queeb and Sean "Honey" Combs don't like thinking about Mr. Carpe D. Nutz on a couch with Conan O'Brien—alone.

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