minor threats

eat a dke

Tang

Drink, Drink, Drink

The DKE House

Sat., Apr. 25

Cost: Your liver Uh, what's a liver?

repeat a dke

Tang

Drink, Drink, Drink

The DKE House

Sat., Apr. 25

Cost: Your liver No seriously, what's a liver?

root, root, root

Spring Fling

With Rusted Root

Sun., Apr. 25, 12 p.m.

Cost: 12 hours of your time Gaslight. Six Pack Annie. Sex-tones. Pinstripe. Pearly Sweets. Indigo Gi...Oh, thank God.

cogito ergo summer

Summer Vacation

Wed., May 12 to Tues., Aug. 31

Anywhere and everywhere

Free I think, therefore I am outta here.

next of anakin

Star Wars: Episode I

The Phantom Menace

Twentieth Century Fox

Opens Wed., May 19

Cost: $115 million, but not for you If you only see one movie this summer, see the Star Wars movie...

spy vs. spy

Austin Powers 2

New Line Productions

Opens Fri., Jun. 11 If you only see two movies this summer, see Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me...

van damme it

Universal Soldier: The Return

Sony/Columbia Pictures

Opens Fri., Aug. 27 If you only see three movies this summer, make sure that this isn't one.

the fall guy

1999-2000 Academic Year

Yale University

Begins Wed., Sept. 1

Cost: $33,200 Remember that pre-frosh you hooked up with last weekend? She may be here soon. Hide.

--Mr. Carpe D. Nutz, Queen Queeb, and Sean "Honey" Combs are going, going, gone.

Have a nice life.

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