she's stacked
Tour of Sterling Memorial and
Cross Campus Libraries
Fri., Sept. 3, 3 p.m.
SML Reference Desk. Free
"Now, here are the books. And here are some books. Here are the tall books. If you'll turn your heads in that direction, you'll see rare books. Next to them, books. Please follow me upstairs to the books, and no pushing. Please. The books aren't going anywhere. Next, over here..."

ra ra ra, you bitch
Yale co-ed cheerleading tryouts
Sat., Sept. 4, 10 a.m.
PWG, 6th floor
See Candy. See Candy jump. See Candy cheer. See Trixie. See Trixie jump. See Trixie cheer. See Candy and Trixie call each other "a backbiting bitch" to Wanda, Wendy, and Whitney. Hip hip hooray!

burkittsville ballet
`A Dance of the Forests' tryouts
Fri., Sept. 3 and Sat., Sept. 4
Call Chipo at 764-7261 for info
Didn't we just waltz by these logs? Didn't we just trip over this pile of rocks? Didn't we pass this stream yesterday? Didn't I scream already? Didn't this get boring fast? Okay, onto the tango.

find god or food
Welcome to Hillel party
Slifka Center
Sun., Sept. 5, 8 p.m.
Free
Say, how come none of you Jews are named Sven?

american pi
Night of 1000 Jellos
Alpha Epsilon Pi
rush event
Sat., Sept. 4, 10 p.m.
Free
Hi, my name's Sven. Be sure you drink all of that Jello—sometimes the roofies drift to the bottom.

tap that ass
The Adventures of Priscilla,
Queen of the Desert
Yale Medical School Film Society
Thurs., Sept. 9, 7:30 and 10 p.m.
$3, free for members
MT hasn't seen this many spike-heeled drag queens parading around in faaaaaaaabulously outlandish summer wear since last year's singing group tap night.

—Burma Shave, Horatio Hornblower, and Diet Magic? blame Canada.

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