Branford

We're already off to a great start, as the IM golfers shook off the lingering effects of the previous night's activity to tear up the course last weekend. Unfortunately, the non-scoring team was not quite as suc-cessful, despite the instruction Markie D. Lanpher '00 received from significant other Ann Park '47.

Men's soccer is led by a familiar face, Randy`"Hungry Like a" Wolfe '01, who returns with an appetite for victory. Not to be outdone, men's football, showcasing the aerial acrobatics of John "Shmoopy" Foster-Keddie '00, also promises to dazzle the opposition.

Coed football teams should be warned about Erik Calloway '02 and John Garland '02, who plan on spending a whole lot of time in the end zone. Volleyball veteran Caron "Big Nasty" Kim '00 also expects to serve up a few victories and bump Bran-ford up on the Tyng charts. And it's im-possible to overlook the table tennis legend Sam Ieong '00, who continues to refine his patented form as future op-ponents cower in fear of their imminent destruction.

While Aaron Zamost '01 has gotten so excited by this vast array of talent that his hair has turned white, IM secretaries Rebecca Goodman '00, Anil Kalia '00, Joanna Manders '01, and Justin Vaughn '02 patiently continue to ensure that all this potential makes its way out to the fields. That's right, Yale—that rumble you hear isn't the renovation, it's BFA coming to get you. We're Swingers, baby, and we're so money.

(Compiled by the swarthy IM Secretary.)

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