bienvenidos a miami
Another Miami Style
Booty Bass Joint
Thurs., Sept. 23 at 10 p.m.
Hammond Hall
Free
Leopard G-string? Check. Big booty ho? Check. Short dick man? Check. Conceptual art piece involving phallocentricity and vulvitude? Don't answer that. Sculpture joke.

hare waves
City Kids Radio
On WYBC-AM 1340
Contact Leslie Kane
leslie.kane@yale.edu
Welcome back to my show! Today we have my great friend, Mr. Bunny. Hello, Mr. Bunny! Would you like some tea? Yes, of course you would! Mr. Bunny likes tea, doesn't he? Now put that cup down this instant, Mr. Bear! That was really very rude.

abtholutely
Rich Freeth and the Squibb
Sat., Sept. 18 at 8 p.m.
Sun., Sept. 19 at 7 p.m
157 Bleecker St., NYC
$5
Doth thith contherth cotht money? I thertainly don't hath any money. Ith it Freeth? It'th not? That thuckth.

freeth again
Free Again
A Society Electronica Event
Sat., Sept. 18 at 10 p.m.
Saybrook Stone Courtyard
Free
It'th really ith a good thing then that thith one ith acthually freeth. Oh thew!

festa head
Festa dell'Arte
Italian-inspired events
Sat., Sept. 18 at 1 p.m.
Art Gallery Sculpture Garden
Free
Enjoy the besta at the Festa! Take the kids on the Tilt-A-Tower! Enjoy the Flying Da Vincis and their airborne contraptions! Hang around for the Mobster Truck Rally this evening! Mystery guest Luciano P. will show off his spare tires.

safe section
The Man Who Knew Too Much
Yale Film Society
Fri., Sept. 17 at 7 and 10 p.m.
Whitney Humanities Center
$5 for non-members
It's definitely not that jerk in MT's history section. Come on, you know what MT's talking about.

—Burma Shave, Horatio Hornblower and Diet Magic? are definitely erotic. Exotic? Maybe.

Back to A&E...