Minor Threats

Möbius, Undergraduate Magazine
of Fantasy and Science Fiction
Mon., Oct. 4, 7:30 p.m.
Pierson common room
Cost: Social standing
The magazine with 50 hit points
and zero charisma.

cold frontin'

Yale Weather Club meeting
Fri., Oct. 1, 3 p.m.
LC 103
Cost: that feelin' in yer bones
Floyd, America's first openly
gay hurricane, swished in from the
southeast to gently caress the tip
of Florida.

12-inch tentacle

Serial Experiments Lain
Yale Anime Society
Sat., Oct. 2, 7 p.m.
SSS 114
Cost: enlarged eyeballs
Pikachu! Pikachu pikachu pika-
chu! Pikachu? Pika pika! Pikachu.
Pikachu pikachu pikachu! Pika...wait,
MT isn't an 11-year old girl.

finish fincher

Fight Club
Yale Film Society
Sun., Oct. 3, 8 p.m.
Whitney Humanities Center
Cost: your civility
"See, my concept is, okay: it's like
Celebrity Deathmatch, Edward
Norton versus Brad Pitt, but okay, I
shoot it all dark and gloomy so it looks
like it means something. And I, like,
bring up capitalist society's desensiti-
zation of the modern male, so—ow!
Quit hitting me! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

the zip dick

blueapple.net
Yale's newest Internet magazine
Submit work by Fri., Oct. 15
Call Phil Fortino at 6-1035
Cost: cheaper than cyberslut.com
>Shaggy2Dope: I think that
blueapple.net rulz, it iz 2 cool 4 u! it is
even betR than faygo!!! I betR B able
to get me some warez and some mp3'z,
or I will sic my posse on phil fortino.
they will beat his @$$. >MT: {sends program
which crashes chat room}.

file this, danzig

Richard Danzig
Secretary of the Navy
Yale College Student Union
Mon., Oct. 4, 7:30 p.m.
SSS114
"Hello, Danzig. I'm the Navy, and
as my secretary, you'll be working
closely with—Hey, nice ass."

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