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Trumbull
Trumbull hit the books last week and discovered a way to move up in the Tyng standings. The men's soccer team found a secret in the library that was not an ethereal concept or a cryptic equation. No, they did an Orbis search for "soccer stud" and the computer returned the strange call number 436-1246. Desperate to turn their disappointing season around, the men of the Bull went to that number and checked out one living, breathing soccer legend (on 60-minute reserve). The massive presence at this number said his name was Nick Stucky '00. With a gigantic broom in hand, this Betty Crocker of a defender declared that he was going to clean some serious house. JE felt the big sweep of the Stuck , while the rest of the Bull got thuggish to destroy that little college. Shout-outs to striker Dave Hecht '00 and all the frosh that keep coming to the games. Remember, Kumar, no Naples before the game. We need you.While things are starting to look up for men's soccer, Trumbull razzle-dazzle is feeling the perpetually low turnout. Faithful participant Radhika Natarajan '02 sends all able-bodied Bulls a teary plea, "Warm bodies, we need you." The situation is grim. Forfeits are killing this Bull like a matador with an Uzi. Come out to the fields and play.
(Compiled by Jonathan Trumbull, Colonial Governor.)
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