minor threats

Study Break

Sun., Oct. 10, 9 p.m.

Women's Center

Free MT doesn't care about a study break. MT's just waiting for that "How to find the g spot" lecture. MT doesn't know what MT's doing. MT needs some serious help. It's not like MT has a map.

all aboot eve

Association of Canadian Students

Canadian Thanksgiving Dinner

Mon., Oct. 11, 5:30 p.m.

Pierson College Dining Room "We thank you, Lord, for giving us our daily beaver and moose cock. Amen to that, eh?"

oui surrender

Yale French Department

Histoire de la tragédie de la Renaissance à Racine

Tues., Oct. 12, 4 p.m.

82-90 Wall Street, Third Floor Q: Why are there trees in France?

A: So the Germans can march in the shade.

opportunity lost

The Cost-Benefit Analysis Dilemma:

Strategies and Alternatives

Begins Fri., Oct. 8 at 9 a.m.

Ends Sun., Oct. 10 at 1 p.m.

HGS Rm. 119 Cost: Free Benefit: Minimal

Analysis: Lame

Dilemma: None

Strategy: Avoid

Alternative: Porn

spring cleansing

The Peasant, His Land and Money:

Land Transactions in Late 16th Century Bosnia

Fri., Oct. 8, 11 a.m.

Seminar Room, Institute for Social and Policy Studies

Free "Hey! This is my ditch. Get out of there, now!"

i am your father

The World According to Dad

Book signing with C.M. Mantis

Sat., Oct. 9, 1:30 p.m.

Yale Bookstore

Free "When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles to class. Uphill. With no shoes on. In dentention, we had to shovel coal, then lick the floors clean. Then I met a beautiful young woman. She would do things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money."

—Burma Shave, Horatio Hornblower and Diet Magic?

get a kick out of seeing Mary

covered in dung.

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