Ezra Stiles

Stiles' recent surge has been led by undefeated men's and coed football teams. Can someone say, "Shirts"? The players are Michael Har"d as Nails"gis '00, Tad Ya"bba daba doo"nagi '00, Rashan "Damn I'm fast" Clark '00, Dave "Am I under arrest?", Mike "Check" Falencki '00, Michael "Bur" Ger-ber '01, "Ulysses S." Grant Chavin '01, Abby Deer"in headlights"ing '01, Sharie "Temple" Ghorashi '00, Alexa "Beans and" Frankenburg '01, Laura Buf"fy theVampire Slayer"ford '03, Julie Ann"ihilate them" Stokely '03, Elissa Yu"better back off"dosky '03, Aaron "MC" Goldhamer '03, Peter "Vicious" Venech '03, Peter "The Fenze" Fenzel '03, Katie "House of" Payne '00, Steve "Are you on my team?" Cabrera '03, Wallace "I'm" De"Man" Witt '03, Dave "The dog ate my" Schuchinski '00, KenJin "& Tonic" Tan, Keith "Tim" Berman '00, Jeffrey "I'll have a" Amster "Light" '03, and Chris "Board of" Edwards '01.

In volleyball, we lost a heartbreaker 1-2 to Davenport in the championship finals. The team consisted of Temy "My name is ridiculously long" Mancusi-Ungaro '02, Andy "Hit the Deck" Beck '02, Ximena Vidal "Sasoon" '00, Akua "Matata" Murphy '02, Allison O"h my God" Neill '01, Geoff Suttle"y Susan" '00, Elizabeth "I'm looking for Mr." Wright '03, Elizabeth "Awesome Freshman" Shapiro '03, Peter "Moose Call" Fenzel '03, Patrick "Boom-Boom" Bumatay '00, and Some Women'99. They did a great job and finished at 5-2. You guys rock.

Not to be outdone, both tennis teams are undefeated at 5-0! I wish I could list everyone who plays tennis, but unfortunately I have no idea who they are. Men's and women's soccer are also rolling along with winning seasons.

Stiles has finally settled where she belongs, at the top of the Tyng heap. Let's keep it going and bring the Tyng home. May the Moose be with you.

(Compiled by a senior IM secretary who doesn't care about a thing because he finished taking the LSAT last weekend.)

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