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Branford
With the fall season winding down, the Branford IM posse is movin' on up like the Jeffersons. Thanks to the offensive efforts of "Slick" Willie Rahm '00 and the defensive pressure of "Turn up the" Mike "and I'll flow" Ambinder '02, men's football has rolled to four consecutive victories. Coed football has also posted some impressive victories, owing its success to the skills of "Not too sh"Abby Williams '02 and Peter Walker, "Texas Ranger" '03.Men's soccer has also picked up the pace. Consistently outnumbered, the fellas abandoned their "no scrubs" policy and picked up a couple of unwilling and inexperienced suckers from the class of '00. Fortunately, the more savvy pair of "What are" Ewan "your teammates gonna do when I bust my freaky soccer style?" MacDougall '03 and David Korn "and Limp Bizkit sold out" '03 contributed the offense.
Despite the recent spark provided by James "I wear He-Man under"Rhyu"s" '00, the table tennis titans continue to stumble. The real champs of Branford IMs in recent weeks have been the cross country runners. We all knew that Branford women are fast, but they even surprised the annoyingly optimistic IM secretaries by destroying the competition. The swift trio of "The" Anne"imal" Pawsat '02, Yana"kin Skywalker" Dobkin '00, and Megann "Egg Foo" Young '03 helped the women garner first place in their division. The men didn't have quite as much luck, but managed to pick up points through the gutsy running of William "I just ran three miles and now I'm gonna" Ralph '02.
So, with the winter season looming ahead, Branford's IM authorities are devising ways for us to "get nasty." Payne Whitney is right in the Swinger's backyard, so we can exploit our major IM advantage: proximity. See you at the gym, Yale, and make sure you bring your "A" game. You'll need it.
(Compiled by a fan of basketball great and sexual icon Wilt "the Stilt" Chamberlain. Rest in peace, big fella.)
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