Minor Threats

trail of tears

Trail of Terror Haunted House

Fri., Oct. 29 to Sun., Oct. 31

Dusk to 10:30 p.m.

176 North Colony Rd (Rt. 5)

It was a horrible night; MT barely made it through to the morning, clothes torn asunder, substances unknown caking every limb, faces leering and fingers pointing from all sides. Suffice it to say, MT was in tears, and staggered home across Cross Campus...oh, Trail of Terror. MT thought you said Walk of Shame.

viking across europe

The Nordic Society at Yale

www.yale.edu/nordic

Call Harald at 624-4640

"Røw, røw, røw, yøur bøat/Gently past the fjørd/Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily...cøme øn, peøple! Sing aløng! I...I just want tø dø sømething fun when we gø øn øur trips...I just...(sob) nø...nø, I'll be økay...It's just seasønal affective disørder."

playin' dead

Senior Masquerade Ball

Sat., Oct. 30, 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

Silliman dining hall

"You look beautiful hunched over like that. Let's say we head for my room and...Arrggh, my back! Wait, come back! Don't leave me to die!"

summon ape

Yale Gaming Connection

nexus-list@pantheon.yale.edu

Call Dan at 6-0471

"Okay, I'm a Level 12 Stud Mage, and I'm in a date encounter with a Level 14 Fire Babe. I deploy my Wink of Handsome to distract her, chant an Incantation of Suave, close to mélée range, and whip out my +2 Tool of Penetration!

"Crap, she's trying to run. Wait baby! If I roll a 1 on a 1d20, you won't get away from my Arms of Holding!"

ghost in the machine

Out of the Blue with the Chattertocks of Brown University

Halloween concert

Sun., Oct. 31, 8 p.m.

Davenport common room

"Long ago, Farley was mindin' the chattertock when, wham, out of the blue it slips a gear and pulls 'im half into the machine before it jams.

"Every year, Farley's torso comes up from the graveyard to look for 'is missing legs. 'E'll never find 'em, of course. They both been spun into knickers. So if you see a torso wanderin' about this Halloween what looks right pissed about yer knickers, then—what's that behind yer?!?!?"

—Burma Shave, Horatio Hornblower, Diet Magic? are up for some eggin', some serious eggin'.

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