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Pierson
JE Sux. Piersonites have been a little down lately, but it's time to get over our past woes and focus on the positive. Why not pick on those less fortunate? We're not in the absolute gutter; it's those bladder-ball-bustin' JE cats that should be depressed. Yeah, JE Sux.There are a couple of things to be happy about: intramural shirts may be a reality in the near future, and will most certainly be cooler than those silly Ashé ones. Pier-son romped over Trumbull in coed touch. Mr. and Mrs. B. threatened the team with such a strong show of force that even Andy "Guns" Borbelly '00 had to remark, "This guy used to spank me, and that wasn't half as scary."
Ping-pong scored a victory over JE last week. Schot "Steve Amdur" Hannan '01 led the team with his topspin magic. Schot officially denies rumors that he used vaseline from his cap, or that he scratched the ball with sandpaper. Which brings me to the best news of all: the Yankees were up 3-0 at the time this article was written. Sure, not everyone's happy about that, but I am, and I get to write these articles.
Pierson seeks to rally this winter as Mas G himself was heard exclaiming in the courtyard, "I'm sick of this lethargy—follow my example of the jello ring, Piersonites, and start kicking some ass." Piersonality Peggy Barnes even chimed in, "Don't make me get off my seat at the swiper, I'll represent if need be." So let's get on it, Pierson: winter season has always been our best, and shirts are in high demand.
(Compiled by a pathological Yankee Fan.)
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