Minor Threats

his and hers

He's a Woman, She's a Man

Hong Kong Film Festival

Tues., Nov. 9, 7 p.m.

HGS Rm 119

I say po-tay-to. You say po-tah-to. You say to-may-to. I say to-mah-to. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to, to-may—wait a second. I say po-tah-to and you say po-tay-to. Yeah, that's it. I think.

leaving ledyard

Casino Night

Sat., Nov. 6, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.

Morse and Stiles dining halls

$15 with a date, $10 stag

Okay, let MT get this straight. Your brochure promised coked-up show-girls and a quadriplegic Mexican Elvis impersonator, and all you're giving MT is some chintzy Monopoly money and a drunken Pequot waitress? MT is very, very disappointed. This is the last time MT goes to Foxwoods.

your helmet is so big

Mel Schwartz

The Art of Intimacy

Tues., Nov. 9, 4:30 p.m.

Pierson Master's House

So, Lone Star, it appears that your Schwartz is as big as mine.

hehe, i said schwartz

Logic: The Idolatry of Academia

Rabbi Leib Tropper

Fri., Nov. 5, 8:15 p.m.

Slifka Center

Here's a logic puzzle for you:

Seventeen people are in a room. Some are Jews, some are Christians. Ten of them always tell the truth, six of them always lie, and one tries to tell the truth but is often wrong. The room is small and cramped, with eight computers to divide among the 17. It's 11:21 on a chilly Wednesday night. If you can only ask one question, but you are allowed to scream it at the top of your lungs, who wastes his time making Space-balls jokes? (Hint: it's the repressed Jew in the corner.)

dance if you want to

Safety Dance

Fri., Nov. 5, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m.

Commons

$4 in advance, $5 door

No one likes bus monitors. MT was made a bus monitor back in elementary school and immediately became a target for bullies. "Dance," they'd say, kicking MT in the shins.

Soon, MT was being watched by a bus monitor monitor in a kevlar vest, who was monitored by a monitor in riot gear, who was monitored by a monitor encased in a steel dome with a porthole. All of them were bright orange with reflective stripes.

—Q: Are Burma Shave, Horatio Hornblower, and Diet Magic? not men? A: No, they are Devo!

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