Minor Threats

bear-n-stain

Where's Byron Bear?

Sat., Nov. 13, 11 a.m.

Peabody Museum

Free with admission

During the winter months, when no one is around, Byron the Bear can be found _______.

(a) hibernating
(b) carriage-making
(c) masticating
(d) masturbating

(e) A...and maybe D

another load

Airway Inflammation and Mucus Production in Asthma

Fri., Nov. 12, 8:30 a.m.

Beeson Library, 6th floor

"Bleccchh! For Christ's sake, stop _______! It's getting all over the place and I don't want to have to do more laundry."

(a) hibernating
(b) carriage-making
(c) masticating
(d) masturbating
(e) C...and maybe D

mr. head

New Haven Labor History Bus Tour

Sun., Nov. 14, 11:45 a.m.

45 Water Street

"If you look to your left you'll get a glimpse of New Haven's early ________ trade, where many an immigrant blew his first horse."

(a) hibernating
(b) carriage-making
(c) masticating
(d) masturbating.
(e) B...and maybe D

open wide

Eyes Wide Shut

Medical School Film Society

Fri., Nov. 12, 7:30 and 10 p.m.

Harkness Aud., SHM

$3, free with membership

From 7:30 to 10 p.m. this Fri., Nov. 12, MT can be found in Yale's hallowed Harkness Auditorium _________. (a) hibernating
(b) carriage-making
(c) masticating
(d) masturbating
(e) D...and maybe some more D

oral fixation

The Great American Smokeout

Thurs., Nov. 18, all day

Everywhere

Free

During the smokeout, you'll still find MT ________. (a) hibernating
(b) carriage-making
(c) smoking out
(d) masturbating
(e) C...and maybe D

—Burma Shave, Horatio Hornblower, and Diet Magic? think the answers are E, E, E, E and E.

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