Minor Threats

eat drink man woman

Tailgate
The Game
Sat., Nov. 20, until 1 p.m.
Free
Food beer food beer beer food beer beer beer beer food beer pass out in pool of beer. And food.

peanut gallery

The Game
Yale vs. Harvard
Sat., Nov. 20, 1 p.m.
Leave tailgate yell yell yell scream chant vomit yell yell forget score scream piss on guy in front of you yell scream. Halftime. Yell yell vomit vomit vomit crowd surf hit head scream vomit wet pants. Game ends. Rush field pass out in pool of sweat. And vomit.

shady lady

Six Feet Under featuring the Pinups, Rocinante, and Django Haskins
Thurs., Nov. 18, 9 p.m.
Calhoun Cabaret
Free
Nov.'s Hot Dead Pinup: Candi Turn-Ons: big-boned men, songs by Orpheus, puppies.

Turn-Offs: fatal breast implant explosions, maggots, mungers.

Quote: "I'd love to have some company in my little sepulchre. Drop by and maybe we can rocinante each other. Or you could just django me all night long."

hee haw

`20 Men and Women, Four Oxen, and One Boat' part of `At Home in the World: A Lusophone Documentary Series'
Thurs., Nov. 18, 6 p.m.
LC 211
Free
10 men + 10 women + 2 he-oxen + 2 she-oxen + 1 boat + 1 home + 1 world + 25 lusophones = 1 happenin' band. And a whole lot of kinky sex.

apocaloops

Revelation
A Society Electronica Event
Fri., Nov. 19
Saybrook Dining Hall
Free
And MT watched as he opened the third seal and a third part of the world was reduced to ash. And a third part of the moon was eclipsed by blood. And a third part of the continents was besieged by gigantic locusts and frogs with switchblades. And a third part of MT's ears got tinnitus. And a third part of the population waved those little glow sticks around. And the DJs they played.

—Burma Shave, Horatio Hornblower, and Diet Magic?: content providers for the millennial paradigm shift.

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