Minor Threats

M

Classes end
Fri., Dec. 3, around 5 p.m.
Free
There once was a student at Yale,

I

Reading Week Begins
Fri., Dec. 3, around 5 p.m.
Free
Whose five classes were CR/D/Fail,

L

Beer Appreciation Night
GRYPHON Pub, GPSCY Building
Fri., Dec. 3, 6 p.m.
Free with $4 membership
So he joined his T.A.,

L

The Roots
Fri., Dec. 3, 9 p.m.
Woolsey Hall
$15
Rapped "hip, hop, hooray,"

E

Yale Herald Party
Fri., Dec. 3, 10 p.m.
You're not invited
At a Herald soirée,

it's two N's, okay?

Yale Dance Party
Sat., Dec. 4, 10 p.m.
The one, the only, Toad's
Free with Yale ID
In search of boo-tay,

I

Hangover
Sun., Dec. 5
Take two Tylenol with lots of water
But he was so drunk that he was no longer capable of rhyming,

U

Alcoholics Anonymous
Open Discussion Meeting
Sun., Dec. 5, 8 a.m.
YUHS basement
Free
And threw up the next day,

M

Urology Grand Rounds
Mon., Dec. 6, 8:30-10 a.m.
Fitkin Amphitheater
Free
While his bladder took its time to ail.

—Burma Shave, Horatio Hornblower, and Diet Magic? have run out of rhymes just in time.

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