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Minor Threats
the naked guy always wins
Yale Herald
Recruitment Meeting
Tues., Sept. 12, 7 p.m.
JE Common Room
No Experience Necessary
Free Ice Cream
In keeping with this summer's
"reality TV" trend, all Herald
journalism this semester will be entirely reality-based.
(Ratings permitting)
gene under the elms
Civil War Encampment
Sun., Sept. 10, 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m.
Fort Nathan Hale
$5
"So freeze up and hand over that tri-cornered hat before I bust
a musket ball up in your breeches, fool."
precious bodily fluids
Fifth Humor Recruitment Show
Sketch comedy
Fri., Sept. 8, and Sun., Sept. 9
Midnight
Calhoun dining hall
Free
So there's yellow bile, black bile, blood, phlegm,
and. . .urine! Lots and lots of urine jokes.
my saddle's waitin'
Sunday in the Park
Sun., Sept. 9, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Enjoy pony rides, silent auction, zoo, boutique, and much more.
Free
So, MT was all excited about this park thing until Ginuwine backed out
of the bill.
damn, I got the munchies
'Neuropathic Effects of Music'
Symposium
Sat., Sept. 9, 9:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.
Harkness Auditorium
Call 785-4578 for information
So, MT got, like, completely wasted and listened
to Dark Side of the Moon and had a conversation with
MT's dead grandfather. It gave MT just the tonic to
cure these delirium tremens.
was it good for you, bobo?
'Sex and the Circus Bear'
One-man comedy show
Sat., Sept. 9, 8 p.m.
Little Theater, Lincoln Street
Free
So, MT was backstage and then, well, after
a six-pack of Schaefer, a muzzle just does stuff
to a man.
—King Slender, El Payaso Loco, and Doctor Octopus can whup the Tagi alliance's ass all day, any day.
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