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Branford
You may not fear us now, but soon enough, you will. We all know that Branford college construction is not finished, and neither is our quest for Tyng glory. With three strong returning classes and a huge number of frosh ready to go, we Branfordians are going to lay waste to all of the other colleges who are unfortunate (or ignorant) enough to stand in our way. Thanks to Randy "PeeVee House" Wolfe '01, James Fagan '02, Rob Quandt '02, and Jen "the perfect swing" Christenson '03 our golf team walked away with a victory. One college has already felt the wrath of our coed football team, led by Adam "Peeksies" Frank '02, Erik "I live with a moron" Calloway '02, and Joanna Manders '01. Even newcomer Eleanor Wieschaus '04 scored one on our way to victory. Four of our men's soccer players combined for a total of six goals, one of which was a horizontal bicycle kick by Maceo "My cleats are too small" Montoya '02. He had two goals for the day. Also scoring were Randall "PeeVee House" Wolfe '01 with two goals, Erik "I still live with a moron" Calloway '02 with one, and Emmet "She was gagging for it" Stokes '02 with one. A strong showing was made by the Class of 2004, helping our team to give up only one goal. After the thrashings we have dealt out this week, Branford has acquired a lead that we are not prepared to relinquish to one of the lesser colleges.(Compiled by The Midnight Bomber.)
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