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'Jonathan Edwards
Everyone best watch out...the JEIMPS are back in town. With a third top-12 finish under our belts, can a fifth be anything but two years away? With Master T on sabbatical, we're ready to regain our Tyng glory. Just as the number of our intramural secretaries has doubled less five, so too shall our point total. So that the other colleges will not feel that JE has an unfair advantage, we will now share the secret of our talent: 42.In first-week action: JE's wily women were woebegone when their fútbol offensive excellence was undermined by their bastard Branford brethren. Hey Branford: Your momma's so fat, you eat in a tent. In other news, volleyball lost and golf had an undefined—though surely positive—result. Get ready. JE puts the JE back in Yalje. No other college is safe.
(Compiled by last week's secretaries...and Puff Daddy.)
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