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Minor Threats

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Featuring Silent Tom, DJ Reflex, and Kenzo
Fri., Sept. 29, 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Branford College Tent
Free

number of beats per second. number of glowsticks available. number of minutes you'll stay.

serenity and steak

`Falun Gong' Introductory Seminar
Sat., Sept. 30, 2 to 4 p.m.
New Haven Public Library
133 Elm St.
Free

MT heard that if you mess up, your furniture arrangement shoots enough energy out the window to kill an ox.

ho, ho, ho!

Yale Vegetarian Society General Meeting
Mon., Oct. 2, 7 p.m.
Silliman College, entryway D,
YSEC Center

Stick around for the secret initiation ceremony wherein new members are forced to fellate an inflatable Jolly Green Giant.

miscegenation

"The Commercial Closet"
Lecture by Michael Wilke, marketing historian
Tues., Oct. 5, 8 p.m.
Yale Law School, room 127
Free

MT left the 'Noid and the Energizer Bunny closed up in the dark too long, and, nine months later...oh God.

jungle brothers

"The Evolution and Ecology of African Monkeys"
Lecture by Paul Whitehead, Peabody Acting Collections Manager
Tues., Oct. 3, 1 p.m.
Whitney Museum, 3rd floor
Free

"Shortly after they developed opposable thumbs, these primates formed loose social groups and identified themselves by Greek trig-rammatons. Then came the casks of fermented coconut milk."

motion to tap that ass

"From the Back Alley to
the Supreme Court and Beyond"
Directed by Dorothy Fadiman
Wed., Oct. 4., 8 p.m.
LC 102
Free

Candi had to resort to turning tricks in order to support her family. Before she knew it, her clientele included both Clarence Thomas and Robert Bork.

Justice? There's no justice! King Slender, El Payaso Loco, Dr. Octopus, and Porkless Pepperoni have BIG FUCKING BALLS!

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