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Branford
The dining hall's open and you're not invited. So you want to eat with Branford? Meet us at the IM fields—and eat sh*t. (Try to transfer that.) Coed football continues to roll like a big ol' 1957 Eldorado Brougham Cadillac, running up a 3-0 record. Led by Maceo Montoya "you killed my father" '02, Adam Frank-"ly my dear, I don't give a damn" '02 and Joanna "Little Miss Lehigh" Manders '01, the squirrels have annihilated any and all challengers, outscoring opponents 136-12. Coed football - equal opportunity = men's football + James Fagan '02. The team has enjoyed similar success under the watchful eye of Dan "Ah, nah, big slim dog, 80-pound" Balzora '01 and Erik "Here's my number, baby, so" Calloway '02. Note to Trumbull: yes, we do like to play razzle-dazzle football. If we wanted to play "regular" football we'd join the ranks of Jon-Pal Mouzakis Gagnum "P.I." '04 and Pete "Would you like to ride with Batman" Walker '03 and play soccer. Lest we forget the dynamic duo of Tony "How do girls pee?" Mendoza '03 and Caleb "I wish I was an Oscar" Meier "weiner" '03. And, finally, props go to volleyball leader Jocelyn "Well, you know my name is" Simonson "and I like to do drawings" '01 and Branford's very own ping-pong king Ben "Audience participation time: insert your own Herald nickname here!" Healy '04. May the other colleges make like Branford's dining tent—and get the hell outta here.
(Compiled by an IM secretary's big sib.)
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