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Silliman
God-silla coughed, and the awe-inspiring Sydney Opera House was incinerated. He dominated the men's 100m, winning simply by existence; he is 500 meters long. All opponents were literally crushed, tragically including the plucky young sprinter from Vaduz, Lichtenstein. After getting the gold medal caught in his eye, God-silla forded the Pacific and then jogged over to the IM fields. There he opted to relax and allow his Silliman children to do his bidding. Topping off a comme-ci comme-ca week was an AMAZING performance by an undermanned men's soccer squad without captains, resulting in a dramatic tie with the solid Branford men. Credit the lone goal to one Lucien "I faked right and then broke" Lefcourt '02, and some inspired play to Justin "why horde eggs eggs when we can have a" Cohen '02. In ping-pong, Vanessa Herer-"to the table tennis throne"-ra '03 and Ben "it's not gold, it's" Silbermann '03 whacked the mess out the little ball. Women's soccer marches on at 4-0-1 thanks to the publicity of Kira "Ben, it's not Silber, it's" Goldman '04, and the mad crazy skillz of Lauren "it's not easy being" Keane '03. Finally, men's football keeps on keepin' on in the face of fluke losses with Chauncey "Quarterback Challenge" Twine '01 and Fred "auto-interception" Loya '03. Master and Mister "please pass the sauer" Krauss '02 had great participation in women's soccer and the first annual Silliman volleyball tournament, respectivley. And God-silla lumbers onward.
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