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Branford
The Branford Screw is coming, so you'll have to pardon us Branfordians for getting a little randy. Speaking of a little Randy, IM soccer captain Randy "Virginia" Wolfe '01 and his team racked up 22 of Branford's 74 points last week, helping to propel the Squirrels into second place in the standings. The football teams enjoyed similar success, led by Marian "Germans love David Hassel-" Hoffmann '02 and Nestor "Nestor" Rodriguez '02. We can't forget Rob Quandt-"um Leap" '02, Giulia "I love the pulp" Stockel '03, Jonathan "Gezcreh backwards spells" Herczeg '03, and the rest of the undefeated IM tennis team, either.Speaking of hitting little fuzzy balls, we come to paintball, where Dan "Leisure suit" Brodhead's '01 pinpoint accuracy was demonstrated at the expense of BCC Prez Chris "That hurt real bad" Lee '02. Rob "Mike" Hunt '01 and Will "you please bring me your finest Saigon whore" Ralph '02 led the blue team into battle against Atticus "Sauvignon" LeBlanc '02 and V. "have you surrounded" Stephanie Carendi's '03 yellow team. The general consensus among all participants: shooting white sticky stuff all over James Fagan's '02 face is definitely worth $20.
(Compiled by someone who no longer likes TJ Tucker's.)
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