Minor Threats

The Fifth Exit Magevet out of the Shades Just Add Orpheus and Bacchus Gala Concert
Fri.-Sat., Oct. 20-21, sometime between 7:30 and 10 p.m.
Various locations
Cost: Money better spent on detergent

Impress your parents with the incredible breadth of innocuous whiteness that Yale has to offer (note to Shades: please disregard).

dante's big top

"Mommy! Billy's been playing with the Bindlestiffs again!"

"SIM CERBERUS NAD! SIM CERBERUS NAD!"

i'll take the subjunctive of "foutre"

Featuring Mireille of "French in Action" conjugating all of your deepest fantasies.

turn of the century berlin, 90210

The latest in the series of Kurt Weill-Aaron Spelling collaborations that yielded the hit Three Car Garage Opera.

brahms' lullaby 2: enter sandman

"Dude, OboeFest rocked pretty fuckin' hard... I got scars and shit. But ViolaFest? Ahh, dude."

south central pennsylvania

Master's Tea with Ricardo Esquivia,
Director of Justapaz, the Mennonite
Office for Justice, Peace, and Nonviolence Mon., Oct. 23, 4 p.m.
Silliman College
Free

What goes clop clop clop clop bang bang clop clop clop?

—King Slender, El Payaso Loco, and Dr. Octopus couldn't help but notice that your momma's peg-leg had a kickstand attached to it.

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