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Morse
Like fart bubbles in a hot tub, Morse is quickly rising to the top of the IM standings, preparing to make a stink. Frankly, I'd be shocked if Morse wasn't on Saybrook's heels within a week. Men's soccer is still undefeated, including a tremendous 1-0 victory over hapless Trumbull despite being a man short the entire game. Frosh Chris "No, I'm not related to Stan" Wheeler, Yaw "Actually, that's my stage name" Adjei-Poku, Rich "Practice safe sex: use" Ramsey, Billy "We's always have" Parrish, and Nuno "Take out your guitar" Antunes insure that soccer will continue to beat the crap out of everyone for at least four more years.Women's soccer, meanwhile, has scared their last opponents into not even showing up, thanks to fearless females Ariel "The" Dean '03, Kelly "Ketchup" Heintz '04, and Cat "Two-Sport" Pitt '04. Ping-pong remains undefeated behind Shivan "I'm Indian" Mehta '01 and Yves "No, that's two R's and a J, dammit" Dharamraj '02.
Tennis, despite yet another rainout, is still on track for a playoff appearance, led by Roger "My name's so boring that even Ax couldn't come up with anything" Austin '03 and Shoshanna "All-Star" Woo '04.
Winning is becoming a habit again, Morse. Yale, better start grabbing your ankles, 'cause here we come.
(Compiled by someone much, much cooler than you are.)
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