Berkeley Branford Calhoun Ezra Stiles Jonathan Edwards Saybrook Tyng Cup Standings 1. Saybrook 447.5 2. Davenport 349.5 3. Timothy Dwight 333.0 4. Morse 317.5 5. Calhoun 310.0 6. Ezra Stiles 293.0 7. Branford 287.5 8. Silliman 250.0 9. Trumbull 229.5 10. Pierson 186.0 11. Jonathan Edwards 184.0 12. Berkeley 181.0

DAVID GEST/YH The secret to his telekinetic powers? Imagining that the ball is his roommate. "Sexile this, you womanizing scum," he shouts loudly. Then he sends his imagination into overdrive, just like when he masturbates.

Who's Hot: Morse. The children of the lipper are yet again proving themselves to be the most worthy opponents.

Who's Not: Branford. Could it be something in the JE dining hall food? After a strong start, this college is sliding down a slippery slope.