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Smack Zone
Chepiga
Vote Chepiga 2000. Who else is there? Dolinsky, the "Green" party candidate? She's inexperienced, doesn't know her head from her ass, if you know what I mean. Diskant? Are you kidding? He'll be getting less play than the Pat Buchanan lever. Well maybe this election doesn't matter. Maybe Tig is right, Republican-Democrat, liberal-conservative, Herald-Daily, we should all make love not war. Knicks beat the Bucks ($200) ,Yale football over Brown ($300), hockey loses to UNH ($200), and Dolinsky beats the shuttlecock so well that her team overcomes Columbia ($5). Last Week: +$5. Current Balance: $9,465.Diskant
Well would you look at what just crawled in...Moran is back
and looking to score. She may be getting her schwerve on this weekend,
but she won't be the hottest action on Friday night. No, that honor will
belong to a pair of Editors-in-Chief as they play hide-the-salami on the
copy desk. While those two lovebirds take advantage of an empty newsroom,
Miami takes advantage of the Vick-less Virginia Tech squad ($500). In the
pros, the Giants continue their march towards an NFC East title with a
win over the Browns, while the Rams put the smack-down on the Panthers
and the Vikings take the Packers on Monday night ($500 each). Last
Week: +$2,000. Current Balance:$10,400.
Dolinsky
Hi, my name is Anna. I like grilled cheese and OPP. I like sissy
boys and sissy bets. I stroke the shuttlecock five days a week in
Payne Whitney, where everyone can see. If you're that cute boy with
the dreamy light brown hair and hazel eyes I was flirting with at YSO,
please call me. Please? (I think your name was Barbaro...) My number is
2-7494. Ask for Dolly. Wink, wink. I went to bed early tonight, dreaming
of you, so enraptured by my fantasies that I forgot to write my Smack,
so now Chepiga gets to write it for me, that stud. Florida State loses
($500), Columbia football wins ($500), and Chepiga is my God ($340).
Last Week: $1,200. Current Balance: $9,100.
Kate Moran, Guest
The Safety Dance has rolled around again, and Herald Sports is out in full force. Hair teased high and skirt hiked higher, Dolinsky's humming "What's Love Got to Do With It?," while Teddy, in legwarmers—remember the aerobics craze?—is hunting for his very own Boy George. I'll lay out $400 that Chepiga avoids the Safety Dance for his private Paula Abdul collection, and I'll add another $1,000 to my stash by taking Yale football over Brown. Oh yeah, and $100 that Lichtig christens the boardroom table at 202 York St. this weekend. Last Week: -$1,250. Current Balance: $13,295.
Kate Moran, DC '02, is managing editor of the Herald.
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