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Minor Threats

sloth, wrath, stupidity

S.I.N.: The Freshman Screw
Sat., Nov. 11, 10 p.m.
Commons
$6

The only "sins" you'll be committing: 1. getting too drunk the moment you see your date. 2. grinding your date's roommate. 3. finishing the job your date was too drunk to complete.

it's electric!

Danceworks
Fri., Nov. 10, Sat., Nov. 11, 9 p.m.
JE Dining Hall
$3

The original cast of Danceworks will, sadly, not be performing after doing the electric slide in the shower.

runaway rodent

Identification Day
Fri., Nov. 10, 1 to 4 p.m.
Peabody Museum
Free

"Considering that the thing around it is Richard Gere... it's a gerbil. Next!"

well-lubricated

Machinal
Fri. Nov. 10, 8 and 11 p.m.
Sat. Nov. 11, 8 p.m.
Whitney Humanities Center Gym
$2 (call 6-3330 for reservations)

MT showed up to party and all it got was a metallic taste in its mouth and Pennzoil stains on its underwear.

wallet-supersized

"Raised to Art: Photography in Portraiture"
Lecture by Alan Fern, director
emeritus of the National Portrait Gallery
Fri., Nov. 10, 5:30 p.m.
McNeil Lecture Hall, YUAG
Free

Mr. Fern gained national notoriety for being the only Sears photographer ever to convince a family to take the Super Deluxe Package, over the Deluxe Package.

hey hey heyyy

"An Evening with Bill Cosby"
Fri., Nov. 10, 8 p.m.
Woolsley Hall
$15-60 (shit!)

Featuring a presentation of "Fat Albert: Too Hot for TV."

capitalism in action

Post-election Rioting
Fri., Nov. 10 to Fri., Nov. 17
Various locations

The revolution will not be televised. The revolution will not be in New Haven. But you will be getting yourself some great free shit while spurring on the new economy.

Don't blame King Slender, El Payaso Loco and Porkless Pepperoni—they voted for Browne.

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