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Smack Zone
Chepiga
Friends, Yalies, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to piss on Harvard, not just to beat them. The evil that Harvard does lives after it; the good is often stuck somewhere on the Mass. Turnpike. Harvard kids have admitted that they are greedy yuppies, and if it were so, it was a grievous fault. And greviously will they answer for it, as we maul their pretentious asses in the 117th Game ($2,000). EJ scores twice ($200) and Rashad adds a touchdown ($200). Women's basketball beats BU ($300), and hockey downs Dartmouth and Vermont ($400 each). LastWeek: -$200. Current Balance: $8,960.Diskant
Sorry to disappoint, Dolly, but you're down $100
already—I'll be spending the weekend in Philly, where I'll watch the
league-best '76ers crush Riley and the Heat ($500). But when you lift
your head above knee-level you may notice the scoreboard showing the
Bulldogs up big en route to their second consecutive "Game"
win ($600). Over break, the Vikings take down the Cowboys on Turkey
Day ($500), while Dolinsky steals a couple shuttlecocks from badminton
practice to make up for what will never get put there. Last
Week: -$700 Current Balance:$10,700.
Dolinsky
Diskant is desperately hoping that the old "Harvard sucks" slogan is true, but as Teddy knows best, you can't suck what's not there. I'll put $100 on eddy getting rejected by a drunk Cantab looking for some hot Bulldoggy-style action. Morse is going to get rejected by Harvard's no-one IM soccer team ($300), but $600 says that the Men of JE are going to give the Cantab's second-best a spanking. The hockey team, my favorite men in blue, defeat Dartmouth ($500), and BC goes down faster and harder for Yale swimming than Chepiga on a first date. What's left to say? Yale will win—$600 on The Game. Last Week: +$2,100. Current Balance: $10,200.John Harvard, Guest
Hi Yalies, how's things down in the ghetto? Cambridge is fantastic. All my old friends at Anderson and Merrill are coming up for the weekend. I'm super excited. Let's see, I'm going to bet that my GPA is higher than yours ($1,000), I get into the country club at least two years before you ($500), and that you are secretly jealous of us because Harvard is as cool as my Economics 987 class ($500). Those GDP vectors! Guess what? I'm having a line-dancing party Saturday night, and you're not invited. Say, what is this whole Smack Zone anyway? How unprofessional... Last Week: -$900. Current Balance: $12,395.
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